Outfit: Oedipus � The Progenitor

An old-school warrior monk, Oedipus wanders the land seeking ancient relics and learning the secrets of the cosmos. He braves dangerous environments, investigates alien technologies and brings the pain to dangerous monsters, all while placating the Jedi Council and ignoring his annoying girlfriend Nadia. That's what you get for dating a much younger woman, he tells himself. She's nice, sure, but I don't need constant bulletins on how much she learned from a slicing mission. Still, a commitment's a commitment. But I'm really married to the desert.

Our hero has wandered the galaxy since receiving a messed-up prophecy about killing his father and marrying his mother. Whatever her faults, he can be sure that Nadia cannot have given birth to a 7-foot cat Jedi. That's what he's always looked for in a woman. Take that, prophecy.